Ta-Dah? (#2 with a little less gusto)

There once was a girl who made curtains for her living room. She felt so good about the way these particular curtains turned out, that she thought she would make one large curtain for her bedroom. Now, you should know that this girl had a LOT of help measuring for the living room curtains. Then, because the turned out so well the girl got a big head and measured for the bedroom curtains on her own.

She made the curtain up and pressed it with the iron getting it ready for its big debut. But, alas! SOMEone measured the fabric incorrectly! The curtain was too small! For shame! Then SOMEone remembered that SOMEone's grandmother had given SOMEone an old crocheted tablecloth once upon a time. It was old and stained and had some holes in it. It would be perfect to help SOMEone cover up their heinous mistake.

Voila! Hey, presto! (yes, it was actually meant to be a half curtain, thank heavens!)